Welcome! Imaginary Shirt is a project where I research visual elements from high schools’ histories and then use them to make new t-shirt concepts. If you’re associated with one of these schools and would like to make any of these imaginary shirts a reality, let me know! I’d love to help you accomplish that. This companion newsletter gives some more details on process and on the schools featured. Enjoy!
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Monday, 6 November 2023—Cony Rams, Augusta, ME

Cony High began life in 1816 as the Cony Female Academy, founded by Daniel Cony. A few years before the school was founded, the July 26, 1813 Portland Gazette reported on Cony having performed a remarkable autopsy:
On Friday the 9th inst, departed this life, the noted JOHN GILLEY, at the advanced age of One Hundred and Twenty Four years! This remarkable old man enjoyed good health to the end, and literally his lamp continued to burn, until the last drop of oil was wholly consumed. Mr. GILLEY was a native of Ireland; has resided in this town more than seventy years; and has left a large family; his youngest child is in his twenty fifth year. On account of his remarkable old age he has been visited by most of the strangers travelling in our section of the country—who have generally contributed in small sums, to enable him to endure the heat and burthen of the day.—Some eight or nine years since, he was introduced to the Supreme Judicial Court then sitting in this town, as “the most remarkable instance of longevity they had ever seen;” he received a considerable sum from the liberality of the Court, and the gentlemen of the bar—and retired with his friend; but by some unaccountable and strange fatality, the money which he received on this occasion, was not applied to his comfort and support in his old age!—The body of this old man was opened prior to his intermant by Dr. Daniel Cony, of this town, and we may expect to have a particular and minute description of the construction of a vessel, which could bear the storms and ills of life so long.
The History of Augusta, from the Earliest Settlement to the Present Time, written by James North in 1870, mentions that Cony had already been interested in Gilley’s age:
Judge Cony, who had investigated Gilley’s case as early as 1799, and had conversed with persons who had then known him from the time he first came to the fort, states his age, from the information which he received, at one hundred and twenty-four years. Two days after his death, in company with Dr. E.S. Tappan and Dr. Enoch Hale, Judge Cony made a post-mortem examination of the body. He found the lungs slightly adhering to the pleura, and the right lobe slightly affected. The heart sound. The aorta at the curvature and at the valves near the heart a little ossified. The liver and other viscera of the abdomen sound and in a healthy state, gall bladder empty, stomach distended, but no very marked symptoms of disease.
Gilley was below medium size, five feet three inches in stature. His greatest weight was one hundred and twenty-four pounds, but usually from eight to twelve pounds less. Being asked upon what he lived, by some one curious to know the influence of diet upon health, he replied, “meat three times a day.” Dorcas Gilley, his wife, survived him many years, reaching the advanced age of ninety-five in March, 1840, when she died, leaving numerous descendants.
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Tuesday, 7 November 2023—Creston Polar Bears, Grand Rapids, MI

A man named Tom Latterner, member of the Southwest Michigan Search and Seek Club, was using an underwater metal detector at Gull Lake in Michigan when he found a Creston High School artifact. He retrieved a class ring with the words “Creston High School” and “Class of 1951” on it, along with a picture of a polar bear. The ring bore the initials “MMH,” so Latterner went to the Grand Rapids Public Library and found a 1951 Creston yearbook. From there, he located Marilyn Holwerda (nee Harrington) and was able to return the ring.
A November 1999 Associated Press article had reactions from the players:
“I thought it was strange when I got a call from someone asking for Marilyn Harrington,” Holwerda said. “I had been married for 47 years and wondered who would be using my maiden name.
“When he told me he had my class ring, I couldn’t believe it. I certainly wasn’t looking for it. I gave up hope of finding it a long, long time ago.”
A few weeks ago, Latterner sent to Holwerda the ring she lost two months after buying it in 1950 while swimming with her church youth group at Gull Lake.
“To me, this is just a hobby,” said Latterner, an amateur treasure hunter for years. “I’m not in this to make money. I have found a couple of diamond rings and some old coins. Those, to me, are my trophies.
If Latterner looked at the description by Holwerda’s picture in that yearbook, he would have learned that she “was a sweet person to know. Marilyn was in the Junior Honor Society, A-capella, and the Bible Club.”
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Wednesday, 8 November 2023—Mona Shores Sailors, Norton Shores, MI

Among Mona Shores’s graduates is JD Ryznar, who (perhaps in part inspired by his time as a Mona Shores Sailor) helped to coin the term “yacht rock,” which Wikipedia says “is a broad music style and aesthetic commonly associated with soft rock, one of the most commercially successful genres from the mid-1970s to the mid-1980s.” On the website Yacht or Nyacht?, where Ryznar & co. catalog their scoring of songs in terms of how yacht rock they are, the most yacht rock song (with a score of 100.00) is “What a Fool Believes” by the Doobie Brothers. The least yacht rock song they have rated (with a score of 1.25) is the Eagles’s “Peaceful Easy Feeling.” The highest ranked (in terms of yachtiness) song that I would say that I like is probably “Rosanna” by Toto, with a score of 95.75. The yachtiest song that a pastor ever sort of suggested that maybe we should play in church is “Takin’ It To the Streets” by the Doobie Brothers, with a score of 81.00)
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Thursday, 9 November 2023—Traverse City Central Trojans, Traverse City, MI

Between items about a cow giving birth and some good clay for brick-making being discovered, the March 3, 1898 Crawford Avalanche had this to say:
The teacher of physiology in the Traverse City high school dissected a cat for the benefit of his class. He has been reprimanded.
The Detroit Free Press had reported on the incident on February 20 in an article headlined, “CUT UP A CAT.” Cat dissection in schools seems to have been a hot-button issue in 1898; the February 5 Harper’s Weekly told the tale of a similar matter in New York:
It appears that, though physiology is a popular study in the public schools, there is a line beyond which it seems inexpedient to initiate school-children into the mysteries of animal life. On January 18 a cat was dissected in the public school of Matteawan, New York, and its inwards exhibited to all the scholars. It made some of the children sick, and seems to have scandalized a good many of the grown-ups of Matteawan, for lively remonstrances followed, the Board of Education met and passed a resolution prohibiting dissections in school, and the principal of the school is said to have resigned. It seems safe to infer that public opinion does not favor at present the cutting up of cats in the public schools.
The March 11, 1898 Hutington (Indiana) Daily-News Democrat reported on an event at Huntington High School:
The event which attracted this unusually large crowd was the mock trial of Prof. J.H. Voris, teacher of physiology in the high school. Last November Prof. Voris dissected three beautiful kittens in his physiology class and it is charged that he did cruelly torture, torment, mutilate and needlessly and unnecessarily kill certain animals, to-wit: cats, by then and there stabbing, cutting and lacerating and killing the same contrary to the statute in such cases made and provided against the dignity of the State of Indiana.
Professor Voris was found guilty.
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Friday, 10 November 2023—South Portland Red Riots, South Portland, ME

South Portland High School, then known as Cape Elizabeth, graduated its first class in 1877. Among the four graduates in that first class was Edward C. Reynolds, who would become the first mayor of South Portland, Maine in 1899. The March 7, 1899 Portland Daily Press told the story:
South Portland witnessed an election yesterday, which marks an epoch in its history and sets into motion the machinery of its new city government. No wonder, then at the opening of the polls under as clear a sky as the sun every shone from, that Oasis hall was packed with a crowd of legal voters anxious to take part in the preliminary skirmish over the choice of a moderator. At the very start the interest was intense and the Republicans and the Citizens lined up for the contest in an earnest and determined manner, but with the best of feeling on both sides.
It is understood, of course that there was no contest over mayor, for Hon. E.C. Reynolds who was nominated by the Republicans was endorsed by the Citizens and out of a total vote of 948 received 946. One vote was pasted over the mayoralty name and one lone vote was cast for Greely H. Dyer.
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Saturday, 11 November 2023—Fordson Tractors, Dearborn, MI

On November 27, 1948 the Detroit Free Press announced the winners of their “Tiger Teasers” contest. The contest had required teenagers to clip cartoons related to Detroit Tiger players from the paper during the summer and fall, and then write an essay about their favorite Tiger. One boy and one girl was selected to win a set of sports books valued at more than $50. Fifteen-year-old Fordson student Joan Slater won with an essay about her favorite:
Well throw me a curve and call me batty! I’m supposed to chose one of the 25 handsome, hard-hitting Bengals as my favorite.
It seems that for some reason or another, I have a partiality for pitchers. I suppose I could take the Tiger ace, Hal Newhouser, but he gets enough praise without me putting in my 2 cents worth.
But what about that swell young fellow, hard luck Houtteman, who definitely was jinxed last season? I’m sure he could certainly use a pat on the back for his effort.
It touches something deep in my heart to see a deserving young pitcher like Art put his all on the ball and then lose by such slim margins.
I know he has the qualities necessary for a top-flight pitcher and that the day will come when he will be rated one of the best hurlers in the game.
He’ll be a natural to lead the Bengals to victory come next season. I hope he doesn’t get too discouraged from his past record.
Houtteman had a 2-16 record in 1948. The realization of Joan’s prediction for a brighter 1949 was cast into doubt when Houtteman suffered a skull fracture in a car accident in spring training. The March 11, 1949 Orlando Evening Star had the details:
At the wheel of his convertible Houtteman was driving back to quarters with a girl and two students at the time of last night’s collision.
Friends said the four were returning from a Florida Southern College dance which had followed a rowing regatta. Shortly before midnight their car collided with the truck at an intersection after traffic lights had been turned off, witnesses said.
Houtteman’s car, being driven with the top down, was flung against a lamp post. The impact with the truck stove in one side of the convertible. The other side was similarly damaged when it hit the post.
But Houtteman recovered, and his 15-10 record in 1949 was a vast improvement. Better still was his 19-12 campaign in 1950, when he was named an All-Star. An Associated Press article about Houtteman’s retirement entitled, “Hard Luck Art Calls it Quits” included this cheery quote:
“It’s an economical thing,” he said, “but also—it just makes good sense to call it quits now. Let’s face it, baseball is quitting me as much as I’m quitting baseball. I’m too old to tramp around the country with a bunch of kids on their way up. I don’t want to try to hang on, just for the sake of hanging on. That’s what I’ve been doing for the past couple of seasons when I thought I could have helped a Big League club.”
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Sunday, 12 November 2023—Southwest Lakers, Minneapolis, MN

The June 5, 1987 Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported on Southwest students electing to change the school’s mascot:
Minneapolis Southwest High School students took important symbolic action last week in the spirit of Minnesota’s “Year of Reconciliation,” which is also the 125th anniversary of a war between Indians and whites living along the Minnesota River.
The students changed their school nickname from “Indians” to “Lakers.” They acted when they saw that “Indians” was an emblem of division, not of community. The revelation came via a Dakota Indian parent and his sons, embarrassed and hurt by a fellow spectator’s unofficial actions with war-whoops, paint and feathers at a basketball game.
Like other cheering the “Indians” on court, the costumed fan intended no offense. Yet offense was committed, not so much by individuals as by unreflecting institutional use of a subtly demeaning racial stereotype. And when white and Indian individuals alike confronted and acknowledged that reality at Southwest High, they agreed it was important to change the institution.
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Better late than never! See you next week! Tell your friends!