Welcome! Imaginary Shirt is a project where I research visual elements from high schools’ histories and then use them to make new t-shirt concepts. If you’re associated with one of these schools and would like to make any of these imaginary shirts a reality, let me know! I’d love to help you accomplish that. This companion newsletter gives some more details on process and on the schools featured. Enjoy!

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Monday, 4 September 2023—Central Lancers, Philadelphia, PA

Central High School has hosted United States presidents on at least two occasions, welcoming James K. Polk on June 24, 1847 (the June 25 Public Ledger noted that, “He said it was at all times a gratifying thing to him, as the chief officer of the nation, to meet with his fellow citizens, and mingle with those of whom he was but the servant.”) Theodore Roosevelt gave remarks at the dedication of the school’s new building on November 22, 1902. The November 23 Philadelphia Inquirer recounted:

Here President Roosevelt, in an address in the assembly room, spoke in words of warmest praise concerning the institution. Later he chatted informally to fifteen hundred enthusiastic students. By a felicitous reference to the High School’s football victory of the day before he won his way straight to the heart of his delighted auditors. Amid volleys of the school yell, given with the precision of a discharge of musketry, and the waving of crimson and gold banners, the colors of the school, President Roosevelt left the building.

Seems like Roosevelt knew his audience. The big win he was referencing was a 28-0 triumph over the Manual Training School. The Inquirer reported on November 21:

Manual was practically out of the game after the first five minutes. It was High School here, there and everywhere. No matter how hard the Red and Black struggled to stop the plunging backs it was useless, and as the game progressed it was simply a case of how many touchdowns High could score before the final half was ended.

The New York Times carried the text of both the dedication speech and the informal talk with the students, which concluded:

I earnestly believe in each of you having as good a time as possible, but making it come second to doing the best kind of work possible. In your studies, as in your sports here in school and afterward in life in doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow this rule, a rule that I heard preached once on the football field: “Don’t flinch, don’t foul, and hit the line hard.”

See more designs from the Central set here.

Tuesday, 5 September 2023—Penn Charter Quakers, Philadelphia, PA

Among Penn Charter’s illustrious graduates is Richard Lester, director of the Beatles films A Hard Day’s Night and Help! A syndicated profile of Lester from 1965 recorded his thoughts on the Beatles:

Lester is, among other things, one of the world’s leading authorities on the Beatles.

“This is not show biz talk,” he said, “but I love them like brothers. I’d rather spend a day with any one, or all of them, than anybody else I know.

“They’re original and lively and interesting. They’re four winners in a world of losers. They complement one another perfectly, they’re the sum of one another’s parts.

“John is the most immediately intelligent. He has the quickest mind. If there is a leader among them, John is it.

“Paul is the most classically attractive. Ringo is probably the most appealing and George is enduring.

“To know him better is to like him better. They’re all originals.”

A 1981 item in the Philadelphia Inquirer noted that Lester was, “a child prodigy with an IQ of 186, he attended Penn Charter School and, at 19 received a clinical psychology degree from the University of Pennsylvania.” The 1965 piece noted, “His approach is sophisticated and screwy. He is well timed. He has the beat. He is in tune with the go-go-go set. Of him Phil Silvers, a real pro, said, ‘I’m not sure I know what he’s doing, but I believe him.’”

See more designs from the Penn Charter set here.

Wednesday, 6 September 2023—Washington Prexies, Washington, PA

Before he was an ex-NFL official and current guy who goes on TV and tells you what the officials got wrong, Gene Steratore was a three sport star for the Washington High Little Presidents. The May 25, 1952 detailed the results of his recruitment:

Gene Steratore, an all-’round star at Washington (Pa.) High School, is headed for Pitt.

The 185-pound footballer, who can play either right or left half, personally selected PItt for several good reasons, so he says. He added:

“I picked Pitt because I think the Panthers under Coach Red Dawson are on the way back to the top in football and because I want to get a good education.”

Some 30 colleges, including Ohio State, Duke, North Carolina, Princeton and three other Ivy League schools, and both service academies, Army and Navy, made inviting offers to the Washington ace.

Gene, who was All-Washington County back for two straight years, will enroll at Pitt in September. He was a guard on the basketball team and played first base on the baseball club.

See more designs from the Washington set here.

Thursday, 7 September 2023—Carrick High Schol, Pittsburgh, PA

Page forty-eight of the October 25, 1928 Pittsburgh Press included an article entitled, “Young School Artists Show Great Talent—Carrick High Youths Hope to Embark on Career in Creative Field.” The article briefly profiled two Carrick students, John Kucera and Robert Henderson, who hoped to pursue a career in art. I tried to check to see if either had made it; I’m not sure about Robert Henderson, who said he wanted to be a commercial artist, but I did find John Kucera, described in the Press thusly:

John has just finished two years of study in Moscow, Russia, where he took lessons for one year in sketching under the instruction of a private teacher. He spent the second year in a studio learning more advanced phases of portrait painting. John’s ambition is to be a great portait artist.

Kucera’s breakthrough, though, would come when he won a contest to paint three murals for permanent display at Gimbel’s in Philadelphia. The murals, titled “Woman in Industry,” “Woman in the Market Place,” and “The Pioneer Woman” were dedicated on October 22, 1937, and Gimbel’s ran an ad in the Philadelphia Inquirer to tout their unveiling. Under large letters that read, “Today We Dedicate Three Murals To Women The World Over,” the ad read:

These murals, located directly over the bank of our 8th Street elevators, are more than an addition to the charm and distinction of our own beautiful Street Floor. We think, in their own way, they help add to the beauty of this city. They were painted by John Kucera, the brilliant young Philadelphia artist whose original sketches were selected nearly a year ago in a competition judged by a committee of authorities on art, and to which eighty-six well-known Philadelphia artists submitted entries. The unveiling today at 11 o’clock will proceed with a minimum of pomp and ceremony. We think the murals speak for themselves. In their spirited colorings, in their graceful figures, in their noble and epic proportions, they form, in a way, an acknowlegement of our debt to women for the progress this store has made and a public appreciation by industry of the importance of the artist in the modern world. They suggest to this community and to the women who made it what it is today, the great destinies that lie ahead.

Kucera continued working in art—and in murals—and died in 2006. There don’t seem to be a whole lot of examples of his work online, but this drawing of him by artist Morris Blackburn is in the collection of the Philadelphia Museum of Art:

See more designs from the Carrick set here.

Friday, 8 September 2023—Cardinal Dougherty Cardinals, Philadelphia, PA

During the influenza epidemic of 1918, then-Archbishop Dennis Dougherty authorized the use of buildings owned by the Catholic church to be used as emergency hospitals, and allowed nuns to work as nurses to help the suffering community in and around Philadelphia.

The October 19, 1918 Catholic Standard and Times published a letter from Philadelphia mayor Thomas B. Smith, reading in part:

I have never seen a greater demonstration of real charity or self-sacrifice than has been given by the Sisters in their nursing of the sick, irrespective of the creed or color of the victims, wherever the nuns were sent. I look upon the services rendered by the Archbishop and the nuns as one of the most potent aids in making the headway we have toward getting control of the epidemic.

It has been my pleasure to personally express to the Archbishop my grateful appreciation for the splendid services rendered.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the Standard and Times was also extremely complimentary of the work of the nuns and the archbishop:

When the Most Reverend Archbishop, responding instantly and whole-heartedly to the appeal of the municipal authorities for aid, granted permission for all uncloistered Sisters to serve as nurses, the first word was written of one of the most beautiful chapters on Christian charity in the annals of this country. A parallel may be found elsewhere in the ages that illumine the work of the Church in other lands and other climes, but not in this diocese, according to unbiased testimony. From the Chief Executive of the municipality, from the Director of Public Health and Charities, from City Councils, eminent physicians, non-Catholic clergymen, from members of sects outside the Church, down to the lowly poor and the humble laborer, come words of lavish praise for those angels of mercy, capable, sympathetic, unselfish, almost superhuman, engaged in a labor of love for a distressed citizenry and for the greater honor of God and the salvation of souls.

See more designs from the Cardinal Dougherty set here.

Saturday, 9 September 2023—Central Catholic Vikings, Pittsburgh, PA

In the Fall of 1978, Central Catholic was on top of the football world, due in large part to their star quarterback—Dan Marino. In the December 8, 1978 Pittsburgh Press, Dave Herbst weighed in on what it was like for a highly touted athlete to be recruited:

When the doorbell rings at the Marino home in Oakland these days, the callers always wear smiles.

They wear smiles because frowns are not a fit means of enticing a young man who is reputed to be one of the most special football talents in the country. The coaches and phone calls and letters come from everywhere to Dan Marino, the Central Catholic quarterback extraordinaire.

“It’s exciting to know this is all happening to my son,” Mrs. Marino said. “I think what he has is something God gave to him. I just pray to God he stays the nice kid he is all his life.”

Like Gene Steratore before him, Dan Marino would become a Pitt Panther.

See more designs from the Central Catholic set here.

Sunday, 10 September 2023—Taylor County Bulldogs, Perry, FL

The May 26, 1946 Tallahassee Democrat detailed a Taylor County High superfan:

Joe Swanson, Perry lawyer, is the outstanding sports character in Taylor County. Whenever or wherever the Bulldogs are playing, he can usually be found on the sidelines giving support in every way possible. Although Joe didn’t attend school in Perry, he will be remembered by many North Florida sports fans as a member of Perry’s town baseball team of other years. He was also a star athlete at the University of Florida, playing end on the football team.

Swanson actually played football, basketball, and baseball for the Florida Gators. The Florida website still references Swanson in a “On this date in Gators history page,” in reference to a 1914 clash with Auburn in Jacksonville. Auburn was coming off a Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association championship, and few expected a Florida win. Nonetheless, the October 8, 1914 Florida Alligator was optimistic:

But boys, all that is in the past; we need not regret it, for we have built up a name for ourselves. The future is still before us; and next Saturday, we once more run up against our old rivals. Shall we spring a surprise on them as we did the first time that we played them? The team which we have this year is one of the best that we have ever had. They will go into that game with the same fight that our team showed two years ago and every ounce of their power and energy will be expected in the attempt to “bring home the bacon.” Our coach has succeeded in building up a machine which will be hard to stop as well as a stone wall on the defense. He has worked faithfully and earnestly to give Old Florida the best team in her history, and the result of his efforts can be seen in this, our first game.

Unfortunately, the high point for the Gators was a ninety-yard interception return by Joe Swanson, who made it to the Auburn goal line with just seconds remaining in the first half. The October 11, 1914 Tampa Tribune noted:

Auburn shifted in a bunch of fresh backs and their relentless pounding soon put the ball in dangerous proximity to the Florida goal. Swanson made connections with a forward pass and raced ninety yards before Ted Arnold pulled him down from the rear. It was a brilliant piece of work for both participants. The ball was on Auburn’s half-yard line. With only a few seconds to play Florida tried a forward pass and it failed.

Auburn would win 20-0 en route to another S.I.A.A. title. Florida would win its last four games of the season to finish 5-2.

The Florida Alligator would still occasionally report on Swanson once he achieved alumni status. It appears that he may have been the mayor of Perry at some point. The May 2, 1919 Alligator detailed a telegram that Swanson sent to his mother, who worked at the University:

Mrs. Swanson received a telegram from her son, Joe Swanson, announcing his marriage to Miss Isabelle Bieza, in Key West, last Monday. The news was quite a surprise to Mrs. Swanson, coming so soon after Joe’s departure for Miami to attend to some business matters there, but did not cause any shock as she had known of his intentions to commit matrimony at the earliest possible date after his discharge from the service.

Isabelle passed away in 1987. Their son Tom died in 2009, and his sister Sara followed not long after in 2010. But I could not find an obituary for Joe Swanson. In my mind, he’s still in Perry, cheering for the Bulldogs on Friday night, missing Isabelle and hoping that the Gators will beat Tennessee this week.

See more designs from the Taylor County set here.

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