Welcome! Imaginary Shirt is a project where I research visual elements from high schools’ histories and then use them to make new t-shirt concepts. If you’re associated with one of these schools and would like to make any of these imaginary shirts a reality, let me know! I’d love to help you accomplish that. This companion newsletter gives some more details on process and on the schools featured. Enjoy!

Instagram Week in Review

Monday, 12 June 2023—Fort Dodge Dodgers, Fort Dodge, IA

From 1920 until 1971, Karl King conducted the Fort Dodge Municipal Band. In 1921, King was instrumental (arr arr) in the passing of the Iowa Band Law, which allowed cities to levy a tax for the upkeep of a municipal band. He even went on to compose a march called “Iowa Band Law.” King’s best-known piece is said to be “Barnum and Bailey’s Favorite.”

See more designs from the Fort Dodge set here.

Tuesday, 13 June 2023—Ottumwa Bulldogs, Ottumwa, IA

Ottumwa’s stadium is named Schafer Stadium in honor of 1913 graduate Walter Schafer. His picture in the 1913 yearbook is accompanied by the line, “Comb down his hair; look! look! It stands straight up,” which (as I’m sure we all know) is a quote from Shakespeare’s Henry VI, Part 2.

After high school, Schafer played football at the University of Chicago and studied to be a cartoonist at the Art Institute of Chicago. These pursuits were interrupted by his enlistment in the Army during World War One. On October 26, 1918, the Des Moines Tribune reported:

Lieut. Walter Schafer of Ottumwa, is known among the boys as the “King of No Man’s Land.” He endeared himself to his men when they first entered the Lorraine sector.

The boys say that he was absolutely fearless under shell fire, that he would walk down the communication trenches, which were being heavily bombarded, when he could have found a less dangerous path.

Lieutenant Schafer was wounded in the stomach, while leading a patrol in No Man’s land. The patrol was surrounded by Germans and the lieutenant was captured.

By the time the article ran in October, Schafer had been gone for months, having passed away in a German prisoner-of-war camp in April—just months before the end of the war.

See more designs from the Ottumwa set here.

Wednesday, 14 June 2023—St. Albert Falcons/Saintes, Council Bluffs, IA

St. Albert is named for Albertus Magnus, patron saint of natural scientists, teacher of Thomas Aquinas, and general 13th century smarty pants. There is an asteroid named after him (20006 Albertus Magnus), and a pretty cool typeface (Albertus.) In a chapter entitled, “Of Purity of Heart, Which is to be Sought Above All Else,” he wrote:

Wouldst thou journey by the shortest road, the straight and safe way unto eternal bliss, unto thy true country, to grace and glory? Strive with all thy might to obtain habitual cleanness of heart, purity of mind, quiet of the senses. Gather up thy affections, and with thy whole heart cleave unto God.

Withdraw as much as thou canst from thy acquaintance and from all men, and abstain from such affairs as would hinder thy purpose.

Seek out with jealous care the place, time, and means most suited to quiet and contemplation, and lovingly embrace silence and solitude.

Beware the dangers of which the times are full; fly the agitation of a world never at rest, never still.

Let thy chief study be to gain purity, freedom, and peace of heart. Close the doors of thy senses and dwell within, shutting thy heart as diligently as thou canst against the shapes and images of earthly things.

A legend nearly universally regarded as false holds that Albertus Magnus discovered the philosopher’s stone and gave it to Thomas Aquinas on his deathbed (despite the fact that in reality, Thomas died before Albert.)

See more designs from the St. Albert set here.

Thursday, 15 June 2023—St. Edmond Gaels, Fort Dodge, IA

According to its student handbook, St. Edmond is named for three different people: ninth century saint and king of East Anglia Edmund the Martyr; thirteenth century saint and Archbishop of Canterbury Edmund Rich (said to have been named after the first guy); and Edmond Heelan, Bishop of Sioux City and subject of a previous newsletter entry.

Edmund the Martyr was said to have been tied to a tree, shot by arrows, and then beheaded by Vikings after he refused to renounce his faith. Here’s a picture from a thirteenth-century illuminated manuscript of how that may have looked:

See more designs from the St. Edmond set here.

Friday, 9 June 2023—Tri-Center Trojans, Neola, IA

Tri-Center is in Neola, Iowa, but I found a funny exchange with Tri-Center Basketball Hall-of-Famer Katie Morse (“Katie was an outstanding player who often had to carry her team offensively despite constantly being double-teamed.”) Morse went on to play basketball at Nebraska, and in a Q&A with her in The Daily Nebraskan, she was asked to get to the bottom of the Tri-Center name.

You spent your high school days as a Trojan at Neola's Tri-Center High School. What exactly is the Tri-Center?

Neola, Minden, Persia and Beebeetown.

That's four.

It's really four. But they call it Tri-Center because Beebeetown is so small. It's out in the middle of a cornfield.

“That’s four” cracks me up.

This seems to be more or less the case, although sometimes it seems as if it’s Minden that is left out. Perhaps it’s worth noting that Katie Morse is from Minden….

I really love this shirt design. Would wear.

See more designs from the Tri-Center set here.

Saturday, 10 June 2023—Underwood Eagles, Underwood, IA

According to Wikipedia, “With the coming of the Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railroad in 1869, the town of Underwood was established three miles northeast of Downsville, which was later abandoned and has entirely disappeared (with the exception of a cemetery.)”

Our old standby, the History of Pottawattamie County, Iowa concludes its section on Asa and Drusilla Downs thusly:

November 3, 1879, Mr. Downs died, in Downsville, a village in Norwalk Township named in honor of him, and where he had lived many years. Mr. Downs was much esteemed by all who knew him, and in his death the county lost one if its best and most useful citizens. Mrs. Downs is a Quakeress.

Those are nice words! I would like to be known as one of the best and most useful, and to have a village named after me. But as we know, it wouldn’t last. By 1930, a plat book shows just a small portion of land being owned by a Downs. That property, in section 29 of Norwalk Township, is where the Downsville Cemetery is today—the only remaining evidence of the vanished Downsville.

See more designs from the Underwood set here.

Sunday, 11 June 2023—Marshalltown Bobcats, Marshalltown, IA

Adrian Constantine Anson is said to have been the first white child born in Marshalltown, Iowa. At the age of nineteen, he had begun to play professional baseball for a team called the Rockford Forest Citys (NOT to be confused with the Cleveland Forest Citys.) After his death, he was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Cap Anson’s record on race relations was perhaps what is to be expected from the son of a guy who settled down in a place where people were already living and decided to name it after his favorite town in Michigan. Anson reportedly refused to play in any game with African-American participation.

In the January 4, 1920 New York Times, legendary pitcher Christy Mathewson detailed a conversation with a sixty-seven year old Anson in an article titled “Anson Champions Oldtime Players.” Their discussion sounded familiar to intergenerational ones I’ve been hearing lately about things in baseball like the pitch clock and universal designated hitter.

“I guess old Rusie didn’t have any speed, eh!” snorted Cap. “And Hatfield couldn’t throw! Why the breeze from one of those balls would wind-burn the lady-like skin on some of your faces. And if any of you fellows think King Kelly was a busher show me someone who could think faster than he could…”

“Wait a minute, Cap,” we chorused. “Isn’t it a fact that it generally took about four hours to play a ball game and the score was about 66 to 23 and”—

But Cap had left in disgust.

See more designs from the Marshalltown set here.

A Recommendation

I’ve seen Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse twice, and I sure didn’t regret it either time. I’ve heard people complain about the ending, but I loved it! Catch it on the big screen.

Mrs. Downs is a Quakeress. See you next week! Tell your friends!

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